Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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