That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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