My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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