Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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