Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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