I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
That's intense
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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