Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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