Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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