Having a random hookup so left but love u
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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