You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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