I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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