I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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