lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
