everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Randomize
