I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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