I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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