This gyro tastes like lonliness
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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