Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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