so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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