Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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