How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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