just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Congratulations! We have a period
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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