everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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