can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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