sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
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