Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Randomize
