Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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