So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I'm both gender and math confused
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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