you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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