They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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