and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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