READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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