what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
