i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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