Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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