I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Please don't give away my fajitas
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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