so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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