Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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