and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Randomize
