i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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