I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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