Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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