You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
