laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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