Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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