is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
i need some magic done to my vagina
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