he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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