ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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