sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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