Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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