yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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