hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
3 2 1 whiskey
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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