Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
