This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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