Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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