What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
we made out on top of his cat.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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