I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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