Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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