ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
We don't watch enough power rangers
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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