So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Duck Duck Cougar?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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